1. An elasticised hemband nips it in at the waist, creating the true-to-style blouson shape. Team it with sporty, wide cargo trousers/pants in 3/4-length with a wide, shaped waistband and giant pockets.

2. Winter or scorching Queensland summer she’d be shrouded in a calf-length cape dress of thick homespun with an extra layer of fabric extending from neck to waist (to conceal any errant Boobishness), and long sleeves, elasticised at the wrist (so as to prevent passing men from being provoked to lustful imaginings by unscheduled glimpses of elbow).